Misheard

Disturbing things I've heard Teagan say (or thought I heard her say)

She really likes to ask people if they like to "eat bunnies"

...if you inquire further, you'll find out that she really means chocolate bunnies as she is obsessed with Easter coming. :)

The other day she was talking about "slitting wrists"

....actually what she said was ........something about lists

Today she was running the massager over me saying she was "going to skin you, Mama"

...when what she was really saying was "scan you"


So, who's morbid and deranged? Teagan or me? :) Good thing I know Teagan and am quick to reassess what she's meaning to say....and decode the articulation substitutions. :)